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1.赌城边上的一个生意人在街上碰到一个衣着不齐的流浪汉一样的人。 那人向生意人诉苦道：“先生，您能施舍我50块钱吗？我已经有两天两夜没有吃饭了。” 生意人瞥了一眼四周密密麻麻排列着的DC，怀疑地问道：“我怎么知道你不会拿这钱去赌？” 那人急忙辩道：“不会的！赌的钱我已经要到了！”
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2.有一个赌棍，每次DB都会带自己的女友去，而且每次都会赢!有一天女友终于按捺不住了，问男友：“你怎么每次赌都带我去，是不是想用我的美色勾引他们?”* [, M) p$ O( a6 R7 a# T' E
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3 i9 o8 i# w, v" \+ m( }/ Y3.老公爱打MJ，有天上小学的女儿对他说：老湿说打麻将是Dubo，会被JC抓走的。" {4 z ~: Z ~4 x* o
3 e! @$ m; d- ]! A j0 L老公：怕啥呀，万一我被判刑了，你可以给老爸送饭啊。8 D; c6 k1 p' Y- ~, A: K' `
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女儿同情地说：万一判死刑呢。。。
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可能是饿了，一回家就要吃饭，
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她一听急了张口就来:人之初，性本善，要读书，先吃饭!1 U U% Z. i, G9 c' c
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恰巧爸爸走了过来，看到孩子写的这句话，有点不高兴，1 Z5 Y |- o+ ]# {5 S
1 k( v. K' {7 B/ e: u- p/ k就教育孩子说：“日记不能照搬生活，要源于生活，高于生活!”
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7 B; N. y6 g# Z4 h/ @' P/ n孩子听了，马上修改为：“夜深了，妈妈仍在DB，爸爸仍在网恋…
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5.两天输掉十多万了，我一天的固定收入才四千，
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当晚我俩见面开房，睡后，躺床上女问我：你是做什么生意的？
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女:扯淡，那怎么每天收入四千？/ x' b# i2 Y% X
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我说的是欢乐豆，一天就能领四千豆。 C8 [9 s( H& n7 O, t% Y/ _
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